igotoseek-a-great-perhaps:

drydrunkempress:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

221bconsultingtimelord:

jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen

But now instead of Jesus, it’s Satan’s baby

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justtryingtomakeyousmile
Anonymous: You are now officially denied access to the Superwholock fandom. Have a nice life.

the-pietriarchy:

this is the best news I’ve heard this year

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huffingtonpost sofalcondone
Anonymous: Can girls pee when they're on their periods?

sarcastic-snowflake:

no we just hold it in for a week.

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sarcastic-snowflake justtryingtomakeyousmile

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

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dallasharry iradicate

iamaslumberbatch:

a-lot-like-diana:

so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children. 

why aren’t we taught this shit

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alotlikediana justtryingtomakeyousmile
Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

(via barbie-dolls-xx)

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makoraa milkshaxes

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

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youtubeofficial i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e
rosalitas mcqueeny

appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

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appetisers band-heroes
whywelovejapan cyber-yeezuss
tastlesscoyote princess-priorities
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mindgardens frerardfuck
dovga.com enchantingnagchampa