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internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

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nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

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bloody-nips:

when you accidentally make a baby cry and you don’t know what to do to get it to stop

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wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

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jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

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deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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